Hannah Got Run Over By 6 Reindeer...

And we caught it on film! We have the six suspects pictured below. We're holding them in custody but rumor has it, an overweight man in a red suit with a beard is planning on busting them out on the Eve of Christmas! Please help us keep them in custody and call with any helpful information you may have on the wherebouts of this jolly old man. Please shield any young children or adults who still believe in Santa and his reindeer from the photos below... Some may find them disturbing.

Here's the information we have so far... Hannah got run over by 6 reindeer...Walking through the house on December 9th. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Poppa, we believe. She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog, and we'd begged her not to go. But she'd left her favorite doll, so she stumbled down the hall right past the door. We found her by the Christmas tree, at the scene of the crime, There were hoof prints on her forehead, and incriminating Claus marks on her back. Hannah got run over by a reindeer... Walking through the house December 9th. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Poppa, we believe.

Great news is (as you can see pictured above) the victim regained consciousness at the scene and is reported to be sleeping soundly tonight at home in her own bed. Below are the suspects... please take a close look as some witnesses claim 3 may have fled the scene, one had a bright red shiny nose.